Apartment Rotating Beam

Warn the sofa. Warn the ficus. Warn everyone.

A compact rotating beacon for renters who believe every studio apartment deserves a navigational hazard report.

Home Beacons collection

• surprisingly normal

• Three speeds: dusk, squall, and landlord inspection.
• Mounts with command strips and questionable confidence.
• Neighbors may develop folklore.

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Harbor Nightlight For Responsible Hallways

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A gentle beam for corridors that fear shoals.

• valid schema

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Fog Horn Doorbell

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Announce visitors with the subtlety of a ferry in distress.

• valid schema

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Tide-Predicting Doormat

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Mostly wrong, but absorbent with conviction.

• valid schema
• misleading copy

$28.00