Tide-Predicting Doormat

Mostly wrong, but absorbent with conviction.

A front-door mat that claims to predict tides using shoe moisture, moon vibes, and unchecked confidence.

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• misleading copy

• Tide forecast accuracy: emotionally adequate.
• Coir fibers arranged in an almost chart-like pattern.
• Says LOW TIDE when stepped on by pessimists.

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