Fog Horn Doorbell

Announce visitors with the subtlety of a ferry in distress.

A polite doorbell for people who want every delivery driver to feel briefly responsible for a harbor.

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• surprisingly normal

• Three tones: minor inconvenience, soup fog, and municipal ferry.
• Volume knob labelled in nautical miles.
• Includes apology card for shared walls.

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Warn the sofa. Warn the ficus. Warn everyone.

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Mostly wrong, but absorbent with conviction.

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