Form 27B: Domestic Beam Permit

Paperwork for light you were already going to emit.

A handsome pad of official-looking forms for household illumination events, fog acknowledgements, and stern balcony notices.

Keeper Paperwork collection

• surprisingly normal

• Forty tear-off declarations of luminous intent.
• Carbonless copies for the harbor clerk inside your heart.
• Fields include Wick Mood, Beam Radius, and Apology Level.

Other hazards in Keeper Paperwork

Bureaucratic Wick Trimmer

Keeper Paperwork

For trimming flames to regulation-adjacent height.

• valid schema

$22.00

Seagull Apology Kit

Keeper Paperwork

For incidents involving chips, hubris, and witnesses.

• broken schema
• broken schema

$16.00